Scottaholism

Dear Comics Blogs:

I love Scott Pilgrim, as much, if not more than, you all do. And this makes me sad. Why? Because I haven't yet been able to read Volume 3, even though I've salivated over it's release for months and months, and have seen it sitting on the shelf at my local comics shop, taunting me. You see, I'm waiting for my signed copy to show up in the mail before I read it, and so far I've been able to resist buying an unsigned copy to read beforehand, like I did with Volume 2. But really, this is torture. I'm about to claw my eyes out in anticipation.

In other words, STOP FUCKING POSTING REVIEWS! It's too much! It's like you're all just trying to torment me while I wait...and wait...and wait...

But it'll be worth it. In a few more days, I'll be able to dig in, read and re-read it, savor the humour and drama and action and giddiness and squeal like a schoolgirl. And then, finally, I can find out what people have been saying about it for the past few weeks.

Tick. Tick. Tick.